Ever since I saw Foofurs/Helvetica giving out little heart-shaped lollipops to girls while being Scabrous, I've been jealous and wanted to give out lollipops of my own. But not just any old pop, they had to be gorilla pops for Ultra-Gor. Nothing exists like that. Then I  learn a technique on how to make your own customized pops using a silicone plastique to make your own mold. That part was the EASY part. Now I follow the recipe for the lollipop part and the darn sugary crud won't congeal and harden; it just stays gooey! The next attempt I tried to cook down the ingredients to a thicker consistency, and all it does is get dark and taste like Vic's Formula 44!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?????!!!!!! Just a simple friggin' lollipop to give out to kids is all I want!! A superhero never quits...I'm going to get this right or else!!!!